Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
mrchimichanga
USSEYL
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
BlackPolarbear
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML