Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
6bella666
daughterofanazi
United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
soupisyummy
United States
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML