RedNinjaTurtle

6007

339

Minnesota, USA

Redninjaturtle

One word.. NETFLIX

Redninjaturtle -

Redninjaturtle

lovers5201

jamescapel...

wdz88_4070

yahooo0

AndreaHoff...

Ashamed_Si...

Gansha

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

l'inconnu

[191243941...

vaas90

Matia Sche...

TheTshirt

alphasmart...

Nicholas12

scott421

EG258

sexyboi198...

deachawill

pantsman66

xxFox23xx

apgreen69

IamHercule...

spockadeli...

Redninjaturtle

me - 20/04/2015 01:46 - Canada

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

34 448

3 257

yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

39 189

2 793

Anonymous - 15/03/2015 04:23 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

32 445

5 496

Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

38 506

13 982

Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

34 362

3 040