SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML 20 836 39 928
doomed - 11/02/2015 00:00 - United States - Seattle Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML 36 159 3 802