Anonymous - 01/09/2011 06:22 - United States Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML 32 463 2 118
Not you scooterbyrd - 06/11/2016 06:08 Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML 10 183 1 061
joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML 48 865 9 738