ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML 38 656 7 578
inlovewithstupid - 04/09/2011 16:40 - United States Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML 32 424 17 313