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The Bosnian - 15/10/2020 02:02 - Sweden - Solna

Today, after I applied and interviewed for a technical position in IT two weeks ago, they informed me that I didn't get it, because I'm "too technical." How the hell is that even possible? FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…

DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML

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Unforgettable night

- 09/02/2020 18:00

Today, the guy I'm sleeping with left marks all over me because he was drunk. I'm 30 and work tomorrow & feel like a horny teen with a huge hickey on my neck. FML

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My first love

anonymous - 09/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I found out that my first and lovely high school girlfriend who cheated on me and then broke up with me, is now a prostitute. FML

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