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wtfbabe - 22/06/2018 05:00

Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML

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sexaddict - 07/01/2009 08:16 - France

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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Reached your limit

kat - 31/10/2012 11:30 - United States - Ocala

Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, and to start cutting them off. A fellow barmaid asked how are we supposed to tell when it's time. He pointed at me and said, "When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive." FML

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chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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A dog who can not swim

fml9124 - 01/11/2019 17:12

Today I learned that not all dogs can swim. I was playing fetch with my new girlfriend's bulldog while she sunned herself. I purposely bounced the tennis ball into the pool and the dog happily dove in after it. And sank straight to the bottom. My girlfriend immediately jumped in and saved him and now thinks I'm either cruel or stupid. As God is my witness, I thought all dogs could swim. FML.

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