crazytortise - 06/10/2016 02:40 - United States Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML 10 636 1 682
Sick move, bro jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML 18 506 4 523