Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML 176 990
bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML 560 45