Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML 52 609 4 566
girly girly - 26/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Keller Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML 13 196 46 981