Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML 9 122 68 266
Username - 08/01/2011 07:01 - United States Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML 25 940 44 406