Failsafe - 09/05/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML 15 670 1 450
Not now Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML 27 225 2 630