Baywatch Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50 Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML 8 246 850
weirdthingtosay - 21/11/2014 09:56 - United States - Kalama Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML 39 932 11 933
oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML 34 113 8 359