•
•
•

Bootybot47

0

0

15

8

2971

3

Bootybot47

Bootybot47 -

Bootybot47 -

Bootybot47

lovers5201

dirty_danc...

BirgitHerr...

thisisbuta...

Zachary826...

natspang

cba7_fml

michaelm12...

joco4

patwo8

Mons_fml

10nachoman...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

natspang

nicolai44

sdlr32787

michaelm12...

zainman13

Tenker

Dexter83_f...

bahamit

Y0UI34574R...

patwo8

tin_cup

s1s1

Bootybot47

Bootybot47

FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

21 322

8 150

Unknown - 07/02/2014 14:18 - United States - Lamoni

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

59 598

21 380

titoutou222 - 22/10/2011 12:40 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It's cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

27 526

18 624