After feeling John Doe - 15/01/2020 05:00 Today, after I finished jerking off, I sneezed into the tissue with my semen. FML 614 3 016
Secret shower Anonymous - 15/01/2020 20:00 Today, I tried to climb in the shower with my wife, except it was my mother-in-law, I just couldn't tell through the steam. Before I could leave, she tried to convince me to stay and that she'd keep it secret from her daughter if I did. At a loss for words right now. FML 2 768 510
Anonymous - 21/12/2017 06:00 Today, I moved back to a small town after 4 years in the city. I was looking forward to getting away from the light pollution until I woke up in the middle of the night, peered into the pitch black void above my head, and had a panic attack. I need a night light at 23. FML 3 947 911
Stop going on about it Msrebound - 05/07/2017 20:00 Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML 4 916 620
anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00 Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML 2 161 3 501