Hi there little guy NotAGoodDay - 10/08/2016 18:57 - United Kingdom - Sudbury Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML 14 669 1 138
Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14 Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML 13 009 917