Sarahjo87

mrs

0
Followed

0
Followers

11
Badges!

1
Comments

581
Visits

10
Favorites

Wichita, U.S.
38 years-old
Thursday 23 April 1987
couple

A propos de Sarahjo87

I love my sons, my husband, photography & my ItWorks biz! SarahMalec.myitworks.com

Sarahjo87 - Followers

Sarahjo87 - Followed

Sarahjo87's page visits

lovers5201

AndreaHoff...

kunal222

jeff_zz

ReilyStaff...

smokinclow...

imsogoddam...

bigwell

Toonice45

PUCKSTOPPE...

marshm610

carlfirebo...

Fucked!

Toonice45

Sarahjo87's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Sarahjo87's favorite FMLs

In training

By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

agreeclassic 36 283

vote type 1 4 077

Too many JCS videos

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

agreeclassic 40 377

vote type 1 7 987

By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

agreeclassic 40 611

vote type 1 5 378

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

agreeclassic 58 211

vote type 1 5 246

By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

agreeclassic 40 723

vote type 1 10 434