MILF_SUZY

UGHHH HOW ABOUT FML BECAUSE I JUST WROTE A DAMN PAGE LONG THING HERE AND IT DIDN'T SAVE. WTFFFFFF... FML WEB SITE. THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT. UMMM ALL I AM GOING TO SAY NOW.. AND CUT N PASTE IT JUST IN CASE IT DOESN'T SAVE AGAIN!! IS THAT MY LIFE IS ONE BIG #FML !!! I MADE UP A MOTTO: "LAUGH; OR YOU CRY N DIE" SOMEONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SITE BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY TELL STORIES ABOUT THINGS THAT I SAY ARE "SO BAD THEY ARE FUNNY" TYPE SITUATIONS. EVERYTHING I HEAR ... REMINDS ME OF SOME CRAZY STORY I'VE HAD IN MY LIFE OR WEIRD PERSON I MET. I HAVE A SON WHO I THINK IS A REPLICA OF STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY. HE HAS KINDA BEEN OUT TO GET ME LOL... A GENIUS. HE SAYS I AM "AS STUPID AS A 14 YR OLD GIRL" BUT... HE GOT HIS SMARTS FROM MY DNA. DUH.