•
•
•

bethluvsyou

0

0

15

57

2615

15

in yo, ass

Bethluvsyou

I guess if I had a stereotype, it be the "emo/scene" cliche because that's what people tend to call meh... XD any questions? Just message me!

Bethluvsyou -

Bethluvsyou -

Bethluvsyou

lovers5201

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

Meghan Eli...

AndreaHoff...

KathrinLor...

Maddierae1...

Teauh

TexanZaros

FyeahPoet

pancakebun...

ratman775

chr1sF

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

heartofhan...

joshtapp

Bethluvsyou

Bethluvsyou

Doppelganger

eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

15 316

45 381

Anonymous - 10/01/2014 16:12 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

48 334

5 697

smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

61 631

14 053

Anonymous - 25/09/2013 10:37 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

39 265

3 904

helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

51 578

4 665