Cruella Anonymous - 05/10/2021 14:01 Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML 1 600 230
Jog on Anonymous - 06/10/2021 10:59 Today, my husband told me that the only reason he took up jogging 4 years ago was because my mother moved in next door to us and he knew it would kill my sex drive. We haven’t had sex in 4 years. FML 1 036 762
Jazza - 01/02/2019 18:00 Today i learned from my mother ; that my boyfriend of 3 years if in fact my uncle I'm pregnant with his child. FML 3 026 549
miro - 16/01/2019 04:00 Today, my kids excitedly woke me up at 2 AM saying they saw Santa Claus. I’m the only adult in the house, and I got up to find a man dressed as Santa Claus trying to steal our TV. FML 3 426 122
bald baby - 02/12/2018 05:00 Today, despite my protests and warnings, my mother-in-law decided to chemically straighten my bi-racial daughter’s very curly hair. Hours later, not only is her scalp is raw and red, her hair is stringy completely fried and coming out in huge noticeable clumps. Fml 4 051 349