Anonymous - 28/07/2015 00:08 - United States Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML 34 330 2 989
Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML 33 792 2 613