magomag - 14/05/2013 04:15 - United States - Fair Lawn Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML 70 143 5 509
emmingle - 13/05/2013 23:05 - Canada - Burnaby Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML 43 113 3 043