Buzzed Anonymous - 12/09/2009 20:06 - United Kingdom Today, my friend's 11 year-old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML 7 802 54 553
Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML 41 207 7 954
anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20 Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML 38 892 13 548