Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58 Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML 40 613 14 807
Joey - 30/01/2011 17:21 - United States Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML 38 066 3 381
Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML 40 094 12 609
Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML 354 307