Silent1

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

633
Visits

8
Favorites

Omaha, US
34 years-old
Friday 01 November 1991
Not specified

A propos de Silent1

I'm a seventeen year old college student.. i know i'm a genius.. yet i'm always the youngest of the group.. dare i say it.. FML.

Silent1 - Followers

Silent1 - Followed

Silent1's page visits

lovers5201

gigantard

Marie1994

KathrinLor...

DyRoc_22

CanadianWa...

lovebuglai...

Freeze_fml

BaBiiSpAnK...

122vanessa...

Fucked!

Silent1's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Silent1's favorite FMLs

By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

agreeclassic 42 937

vote type 1 70 284

By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

agreeclassic 34 695

vote type 1 69 547

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

agreeclassic 75 058

vote type 1 13 058

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

agreeclassic 216 938

vote type 1 70 163

akd_rocks app_comment_confession_title

akd_rocks 0

samedi 11 avril 2009 2:23

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

agreeclassic 73 302

vote type 1 3 562