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horno - - United States - San Francisco
horno - - United States - San Francisco
cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville
MyLifeSucksSoHar - 31/10/2015 01:49 - United States - Jacksonville
Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well
FalloutScrolls - 13/11/2015 14:49 - United States - Eau Claire
Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.
OP here. To further clarify my situation, I'm working two jobs on top of being a full-time student and it's still not enough. The problem is, the government insists that a person with two jobs should have enough to pay for college so they've reduced the amount of money I can get - never mind that since I only have a high school diploma, I can only get minimum wage. Plus, I don't have any credit established - so I can't get any other loans.