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Fanci - 15/02/2019 21:00 - United States - Luxemburg

Today I found out that my landlord is switching to a property management company, and it will take 2 weeks for my rent to get deposited to them when I send it, when I could just go across town and pay it in cash before. My rent is due in a week. FML

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Jane - 08/02/2019 00:00

Today, in my job as an underwear photographer, I had to see the face of dissapointment and pain of a male model when I asked him to put an "enhancer" on his genital area for the shoot. This FML is for him. FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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Beastninja5268 - 06/01/2017 16:40

Today, I almost died in the shower. I slipped and my dumb ass tried to grab the water. FML

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