mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML 59 365 12 694
um - 08/02/2011 00:54 Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML 46 557 8 009