orochimaruwe

1
Followed

0
Followers

9
Badges!

9
Comments

1540
Visits

426
Favorites

Burgas, Bulgaria
31 years-old
Sunday 08 May 1994
single

A propos de Orochimaruwe

I'm really awesome and I totally love cookies.

Orochimaruwe - Followers

Orochimaruwe - Followed

Orochimaruwe's page visits

lovers5201

BirgitHerr...

ThePaperDr...

Tiaxlnr

3szbkp

tomjay007

aleeee1891

xninix_fml

sallycinna...

TacoMan02

mikotomisa...

Rented_eye...

Fucked!

Zigstyle30...

Orochimaruwe's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

39_badgename

39_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Orochimaruwe's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 15:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

agreeclassic 29 767

vote type 1 7 914

By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

agreeclassic 426

vote type 1 170

By Animal cruelty - 19/02/2015 13:46 - Australia

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML

agreeclassic 33 171

vote type 1 2 378

By MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

agreeclassic 30 130

vote type 1 5 354

By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

agreeclassic 33 252

vote type 1 4 762