ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML 3 127 4 307
Rellies - 02/05/2019 02:00 Today, my husband is finally fully recovered from getting decompression sickness during our scuba diving vacation. Today is also the day I snapped my femur in half while skiing. FML 2 091 291