Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML 45 936 15 174
Back to reality Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML 52 009 28 324