Anonymous - 30/01/2014 12:34 - United States Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML 55 560 6 892
Joe Smooth riiiight - - United States - Warren Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML 56 083 5 935
freed - 29/01/2014 05:13 - United States - Cincinnati Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML 47 594 12 275