Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26 Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML 46 457 4 702
Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML 80 762 6 428
The bitch is back thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML 1 291 274 143 540