suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML 23 045 28 326
Noise machine achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML 31 158 5 843
unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML 41 176 6 925