RyanM - 13/02/2011 09:01 - Canada Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML 17 993 64 737
Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML 37 386 31 430
wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML 16 373 39 178