OuchImAMoron - 29/11/2013 02:05 - United States - Old Bridge Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML 44 463 46 742
bull-stuff - 18/01/2013 03:48 - United States - Columbia Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML 37 495 2 509