Celluloid - 29/04/2011 06:52 - United States Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML 17 092 39 896
Anonymous - 29/04/2011 06:29 - United States Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML 50 442 3 773