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Busting makes me feel good

Anonymous - 03/02/2023 12:00

Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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messy jessy - 07/09/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, I was on FaceTime with my sister. She remarked that my living room was a mess, and that she didn’t know how I kept a man with a place like that. I retorted, “He’s not with me for how well I can clean, when I can polish his knob like a marble floor!” I had no idea my dad was off camera. FML

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The Best of the Worst of FML #91

Alan - 10/08/2020 23:00

Here's another selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

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The Best of the Worst of FML #87

Alan - 01/04/2020 20:00

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

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