Nice, thanks rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML 12 581 1 023
mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML 16 983 1 015