Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML 34 738 5 877
candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML 44 480 3 240
budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML 10 684 64 031