Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML 23 657 5 732
Night terrors Anonymous - 25/09/2015 20:14 - Germany Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML 26 581 2 524