Drunken mess Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML 46 199 4 515