anonymous - 21/04/2009 05:42 - United States Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML 40 360 101 187
Pissed fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML 91 225 5 723