Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML 9 338 67 452
Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:14 - United States Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML 8 860 65 748
knock_out - 16/07/2010 01:12 - United States Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML 37 956 4 903
I cried.