Size Queen Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML 70 296 14 890
CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML 23 728 73 634