Boo Boo - 22/01/2012 04:23 - United States Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML 32 131 2 474
Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML 29 403 11 696
Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML 44 102 7 407