Anonymous - 15/01/2010 12:53 - United States Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML 32 792 3 112
Doomy - 07/01/2010 14:43 - United States Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML 10 292 29 906