jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML 9 647 46 816
Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML 30 138 7 206
Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28 Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML 613 54
You walked into that one, dude mee - Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML 7 692 63 855
Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03 Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML 44 092 5 400