•
•
•

npfisch

0

0

1

0

141

29

Npfisch

Npfisch -

Npfisch -

Npfisch

lovers5201

bluepearl9...

AndreaHoff...

Npfisch

Npfisch

Family Matters

whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

152 172

8 680

soldierboy - 30/08/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

141 817

13 784

Stop lying

dinosaurman - 07/10/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I found out that my sister, who is 16 years older than me, is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

192 666

10 025

mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

595

95

jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

137 472

7 385